mossylesbian:

mossylesbian:

Honestly I live for making girls laugh,,, if I can make at least one girl laugh then I’m doing my job as a lesbian correctly tbh

You know what?? Protecting women and making them laugh is what lesbianism is about 

xthinks:

mamoru:

mamoru:

why does wikipedia call the torah the “hebrew bible”?

no…we call it the torah. we named it. we named the torah, and called it the torah. it is. the torah

power move. hot take. this is a power take

i thought the torah and the hebrew bible were different things?

So technically the Torah is just the Mosaic histories (Genesis->Deuteronomy), whereas the canon of “the Hebrew bible” is properly teachings (Torah) + prophets (Nevi'im) + writings (Ketuvim), known in sum as the Tanakh (TNK)

The Christian bible mimicks this composition with the gospels + church fathers + epistles & allegory, so TECHNICALLY the super polished version of this joke is “but is the bible the Christian Tanakh?” but like “Torah” has way better name recognition and often gets used as synecdoche anyway

There’s another level which is “Jews organize the Tanakh differently from how Christians organize the ~Old Testament~” but I’m already melting inside so I don’t feel like thinking about that

mamoru:

mamoru:

why does wikipedia call the torah the “hebrew bible”?

no…we call it the torah. we named it. we named the torah, and called it the torah. it is. the torah

power move. hot take. this is a power take

centralkvetchmonolith:

centralkvetchmonolith:

List for today

Freezer chimichangas (2) & 2 water

Adderall & 1 water

Call Enterprise & Family Tree

Shower & shave

Get car (ride at 15:30 or earlier)

Wendy’s (2)

Meds & 2 water

Collate mic links for Mom & 1+ water

Type up wishlist for public consumption (Listography??) & 1+ water

Solicit a buddy for C/W 11

Hit up R Hentzel re: chauffeuse necessity

Transcribe until 16:30 & 2+ water

Quiz Bowl & pizza (3)

Okay change of plans: local Enterprise has no reservations today so I’m bussing to Brooklyn Center for a 16:00 appointment. Revised schedule:

Can of carrots, 2 tortillas, meds, 2 water

Get dressed (underwear, bra, hose, top, skirt, headscarf)

Make wishlist on Listography incl. podcasting microphone details, and text mother, 2 water

Solicit a buddy for C/W 11 (Alexis get!!)

Bring purse, coat, and notepad to 3rd & Franklin by 14:34 to catch the 11 northbound

Get off Nicollet Mall & 7th (c. 14:47) and transfer to 724 northbound at 15:00

Get off 63rd & Brooklyn (c. 15:34) and acquire car

Burnsville Quiz Bowl & pizza (3)

Transcribe until bored, 2+ water

Set Adderall alarm for idk like 11???

OKAY CAR ACQUIRED AHEAD OF SCHEDULE; FINAL LIST:

Make wishlist on Listography incl. podcasting mic details, 2 water

Burnsville QB (leave 17:00), pizza (3)

Transcribe until bored, 2+ water

Frising dailies

centralkvetchmonolith:

List for today

Freezer chimichangas (2) & 2 water

Adderall & 1 water

Call Enterprise & Family Tree

Shower & shave

Get car (ride at 15:30 or earlier)

Wendy’s (2)

Meds & 2 water

Collate mic links for Mom & 1+ water

Type up wishlist for public consumption (Listography??) & 1+ water

Solicit a buddy for C/W 11

Hit up R Hentzel re: chauffeuse necessity

Transcribe until 16:30 & 2+ water

Quiz Bowl & pizza (3)

Okay change of plans: local Enterprise has no reservations today so I’m bussing to Brooklyn Center for a 16:00 appointment. Revised schedule:

Can of carrots, 2 tortillas, meds, 2 water

Get dressed (underwear, bra, hose, top, skirt, headscarf)

Make wishlist on Listography incl. podcasting microphone details, and text mother, 2 water

Solicit a buddy for C/W 11 (Alexis get!!)

Bring purse, coat, and notepad to 3rd & Franklin by 14:34 to catch the 11 northbound

Get off Nicollet Mall & 7th (c. 14:47) and transfer to 724 northbound at 15:00

Get off 63rd & Brooklyn (c. 15:34) and acquire car

Burnsville Quiz Bowl & pizza (3)

Transcribe until bored, 2+ water

Set Adderall alarm for idk like 11???

List for today

Freezer chimichangas (2) & 2 water

Adderall & 1 water

Call Enterprise & Family Tree

Shower & shave

Get car (ride at 15:30 or earlier)

Wendy’s (2)

Meds & 2 water

Collate mic links for Mom & 1+ water

Type up wishlist for public consumption (Listography??) & 1+ water

Solicit a buddy for C/W 11

Hit up R Hentzel re: chauffeuse necessity

Transcribe until 16:30 & 2+ water

Quiz Bowl & pizza (3)

I haven’t plugged wait this is the title hold on a second

I haven’t plugged this in a while bc I forgot that Tumblr existed BUT if u wanna keep up with me on a regular basis, I run most of my social media out of my locked Twitter account, @ spacetrucksix, and you can yell at me on my open account, @ palmliker. I miss a lot of you frickers.

mrsdewinter:

queer eye but its five trans women turning up at ur house and one teaches u coding, one goes thru ur spotify and replaces all ur playlists with harsh noise, one buys u chokers, one chastises u for ur choice in political theory and one smokes weed with u for an hour and u talk abt traumas